microsoftener:

oh dear steven you made a wrong turn

(Source: vultureswithcandy)

6 hours ago · 46903 · reblog

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

7 hours ago · 170984 · reblog

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

7 hours ago · 142246 · reblog

funnyanimeshit:

Some creative anime fansubs 

7 hours ago · 13448 · reblog

(Source: sportsnetny)

7 hours ago · 17645 · reblog

rufiozuko:

orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014

wow… it’s a bit cloudy in beverly hills… but this shot is amazing.

7 hours ago · 95516 · reblog

therothwoman:

fororchestra:

Guy sneezes into a trombone during concert. It’s not even funny but I can’t stop laughing.

are you kidding this is hysterical

its-tuesday-again:

i just found out that siri will read emojis

in related news, this is the best day of my life

8 hours ago · 150937 · reblog

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

(Source: aliceneedsadrink)

8 hours ago · 183382 · reblog

moeyashi-tsuntsun:

Adam0nster:

actual footage of justin beiber resisting arrest

You’re not running away from me, you lil’ bitch.”

lance corporal rivaille lance corporal levi gif

8 hours ago · 81406 · reblog
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